My new favorite word

So I'm watching a lot of bad TV and I happen to catch a Revlon commercial with Halle Berry advertising Revlon's latest and most improved mascara.

In the commercial, Halle asks me, "Why have great lashes when you can be FABULASH?" and frankly, I don't know. Being fabulash sounds fucking great--especially if it makes you look like Halle Berry.


And while we're at it, have you seen the ads for the Ipex? You know, "the world's most perfect bra," by Victoria's Secret? It's great. They act as if the bra were developed by NASA or something.

Please. As if a bra's gonna make you look like Gisele Buendchen, or Heidi Klum. Ridiculous.

I want one. And I want it now. Somebody please buy me the magic bra that turns you into a beautiful lady.



I'm not gonna lie, kids. I'm kind of in a grouchy mood. The ol' Golden Nugget's in bad shape right now. Blech, ugh and bah humbug. There. That's me being pissed off. ;)

And, of course, there's only one thing left to do. You guessed it. Gonna take a hot shower and paint my toe nails pink. Cause it gives me a sense of control in this crazy, messed up world.

Oh, Sally Hansen, no one gets me like you do.